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Caution no matter what age, location or occupation my wife will always be my beautiful angel you hurt her i kill you understand?

Not my circus not my monkeys but i definitely know the clowns

Grandpa. the man. the myth. the bad influence.

5 things you should know about my wife

You can't scare me i have a crazy daughter she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i'm not afraid to use her

Sorry i am already taken by a sexy & crazy girl she’s stubborn, messy & a brat at times she’s clumsy, loud & a bit silly sometimes but in my eyes she’s the definition of perfection & beauty

You can’t scare me i have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot she has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people mess with me she will slap you so hard even google won’t be able to find you

Yes! i’m a spoiled boyfriend but not yours i am the property of a freaking awesome girlfriend she’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane i love her so much and she is my life if you mess with me

Sorry i am already taken by a freaking awesome girl she’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she’s a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane i’m her king and she is my life i love her forever and always

I just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% that crazy sister

We are more than besties. She is my accomplice, and I’m her alibi!

I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD, BUT SHE’S A BIT CRAZY AND SCARES ME SOMETIMES.

If you mess with my daughter, remember she has a batshit crazy mom that will not hesitate to smack the stupidity right out of you.

Never stand between a Papa and his grandkids.

I don’t have a stepdaughter. I have a daughter who happened to be born before I met her.

I do what I want, when I want, where I want, as long as my wife says it’s OK.

I don’t have a stepdaughter. I have a daughter who happened to be born before I met her

I’m called Papa because I’m way too cool to be called Grandfather

Hold my halo. I’m about to do unto others as they have done unto me.

My wife is my best friend, my greatest support, my biggest comfort, my strongest motivation, my truest smile, my deepest love, my favorite, my forever.

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my son, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.”

Warning! This girl is protected by the good Lord and a crazy family

Don’t mess with me. My brother is crazy, and he will punch you in the face very hard.

Never underestimate the power of a grandma who votes to protect her granddaughters’ future freedom.

Sorry ladies, I’m married to a freakin’ sexy wife. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I am her king. She is my whole world. I love her forever and always.

Oh look, my wife’s last nerve. I want to touch it.

I never dreamed I’d end up marrying a favorite freakin’ wife, but here I am living the dream.

Sorry, I am already taken by a freaking awesome girl. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she’s a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane.

Yes! I’m a spoiled husband, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I never give up because I have an awesome grandma who encouraged me to pursue my dreams. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love her and she is my best friend.

My grandma is beauty. My grandma is grace. Mess with me and she’ll punch you in the face.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Yes! I’m a spoiled grumpy old man, but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in September. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

My #1 job as a wife is to protect my husband. I will not allow anyone to hurt him physically or psychologically. Don’t believe me? Try me!

Assuming I’m just a woman was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I am his queen.

I am not retired. I’m under new management. See wife for details.