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Yes I'm spoiled but not by you I belong to a Grumpy Old Grandpa who'd fight a Bear for me

I'm not grumpy I'm just a Retired Man who's been Awake Since 5

Honey Do List 1. fix the sink 2. fix the door 3. fix the fence 4. Hide in the garage

I'm Old but I'm not slow I just Don't Care enough to Hurry

My wife says I never listen or something Like That

Good men still exist I know because I Married One he's grumpy, stubborn And All Mine

I said I Do I didn't know it meant Do Everything she asks

we've been married so long we don't argue We Just Glare

Mess with my Grandkids and you'll learn Grandma doesn't need Google to find you She Has Church Friends

Grandpa runs on Black Coffee bad jokes and the sweet silence of nobody Touching His Stuff

Man Cave Rules 1. it's my cave 2. see rule 1 No Exceptions

Dad joke Loading please wait or Run

My husband doesn't snore he just Dreams He's A Motorcycle

I've earned my Senior Discount and my Attitude you can have Neither

don't let the cardigan fool you I run the Bingo Hall like a Mob Boss

Don't talk to me until I've Had My Coffee and even then Maybe Don't

I have one rule Stay off My Lawn that includes you Squirrels

I still got it I just Forget Where I Put It

I married a man who owns Every Tool and can't find A Single One

My schedule wake up drink coffee complain Nap complain again Repeat

I'm not the princess I'm the Queen Bow Down Or Go Home

I'm not the babysitter I'm the Grandma I don't follow your rules I Make New Ones

mom says no ask grandma grandma says no call the Great Grandma She Outranks Everybody

my husband wanted me to be his fishing buddy now he has A Bait Supplier With Opinions

Ask me about The Good Old Days then cancel Your Afternoon

My husband Retired now I have Two Jobs and zero Peace And Quiet

I have a Heart of Gold a mouth like a Trucker and grandkids worth Going To Jail For

Retired my job now is napping, snacking and judging people from my Front Porch

I'm a man of few words No is one of Them

I'm not just a dad I'm a Grill Sergeant Back Off

My husband never gets lost we just take The Scenic Route For 3 Hours

Yes I'll lend you my tools right after you sign This Contract In Blood

I'm not hoarding it's called Craft Supplies Mind Your Business

I'm not a sweet little old lady I'm a Grumpy Old Woman who was a Wild Child

Old Man with a lap perfect for Grandkids, Dogs and Leftover Pie

I'm the reason Grandpa has grey hair and the reason He Smiles