Wolf Lovers (294 Designs)

Piss me off again and we play a game called duct, duct, tape

The reason i’m old and wise is because god protected me when i was young and stupid

I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this age before

For my age i have a lot going for me my eyes are going my knees are going my back is going

Some people aren’t just missing a screw the whole toolbox is gone

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things, trapped in a body that doesn’t.

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into stupid people!

We may not party like we used to, but if we take a nap, we can stay up till dark

Me in the middle of a conversation trying to remember what i was talking about

I was taught to think before i act so if i smack the crap out of you rest assured i’ve thought about it and i am confident in my decision

Fucking with me was your first mistake fuck with my family it’ll be your last

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass. you wanna be mad over some petty shit... stay mad, because i don’t give a fuck!

The next time someone upsets you, just tell them to: f.o.c.u.s (fck.off.cause.ur.stupid)

Cup of fuckoffee one splash of no one cares a dash of kiss my ass add some fuck yous a pinch of bite me stir and shove it

You can’t scare me i have a crazy daughter she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i’m not afraid to use her

I hate when people assume shit just ask me and i’ll fucking tell you.

Admit it life would be boring without me

I avoid shit because i’m afraid of me, not you. my temper goes from zero to orange jumpsuit real quick

Let me check my giveashitometer, nope, nothing.

I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Don’t mess with old people, we didn’t get this age by being stupid.

I really tried to behave, but there were too many other options.

I choose to play stupid but trust me i know everything you think i don't

You don't have to die to be dead to me i have mental funerals on a daily basis

Don't mess with old people we didn't get this age by being stupid

If they stand behind you give them protection if they stand beside you give them respect if they stand against you show no mercy

I'm not the hero you wanted i'm the monster you needed

There are a lot of people in the world to mess with i'm the one you may wanna skip

If you think it's a good ider to walk all over me your first step may be your last

You left me alone with my demons now you hate what i've become

Mess with me i'll let karma do it's job mess with my family i become karma

Pain is your friend pain is your ally

Before you go any further today is not the day and i am not the one

Fight me if you wish i am old for a reason

Your first mistake was thinking i was one of the sheep