Gifts for Wife (76)

Sorry my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife Who drives me crazy and treats me like a king She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people But she knows more than he says Thinks more than she speaks And notices more than you realize

Sorry ladies, I’m married to a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but I love her & she is my life. I’m the lucky one because I get to be her husband.

Yes! I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane.

Sorry, I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but a perfect mixture of sunshine & hurricane.

I asked God for a miracle. He sent me my sexy & crazy wife. She’s stubborn, messy & a brat at times. She’s clumsy, loud & a bit silly. But in my eyes she’s the definition of perfection & beauty.

I’m a lucky man. I have a crazy wife. She is also a grumpy woman but she has ears that always listen, arms that hug & hold, love that’s never ending and a heart that’s made of gold.

Yes! i’m a spoiled wife but not yours i am the property of a freaking awesome husband he’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but he is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior i love him so much and he is my life flirt with me

Sorry! i’m a spoiled wife i have a freakin’ awesome grumpy old husband he is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but he is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior mess with me the beast in him will awake & they’ll never find your body

I am a lucky wife i may be crazy - stubborn - spoiled but my awesome husband loves me and that is enough... he’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but he is my whole world i love him forever and always if you mess with me

Back off! i have a crazy wife and i’m not afraid to use her.

Sorry ladies, i'm married to a freakin' sexy wife. she's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but i am her king. she is my whole world. i love her forever and always.

My wife is the coolest sweetest most gorgeous woman i have ever seen she is my best friend and my life

Caution no matter what age, location or occupation my wife will always be my beautiful angel you hurt her i kill you understand?

5 things you should know about my wife

I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD, BUT SHE’S A BIT CRAZY AND SCARES ME SOMETIMES.

I do what I want, when I want, where I want, as long as my wife says it’s OK.

My wife is my best friend, my greatest support, my biggest comfort, my strongest motivation, my truest smile, my deepest love, my favorite, my forever.

Sorry ladies, I’m married to a freakin’ sexy wife. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I am her king. She is my whole world. I love her forever and always.

Oh look, my wife’s last nerve. I want to touch it.

I never dreamed I’d end up marrying a favorite freakin’ wife, but here I am living the dream.

Yes! I’m a spoiled husband, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Yes! I’m a spoiled grumpy old man, but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in September. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

My #1 job as a wife is to protect my husband. I will not allow anyone to hurt him physically or psychologically. Don’t believe me? Try me!

Assuming I’m just a woman was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I am his queen.

I am not retired. I’m under new management. See wife for details.

Back off! i have a crazy wife and i'm not afraid to use her

I do what when I want where I want! As long as my wife says it’s OK.

I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD BUT SHE'S A BIT CRAZY AND SCARES ME -SOMETIMES

I never dreamed i’d grow up to be a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband but here i am, killin’ it

Behind every crazy wife is a husband who made her that way

I can't argue with my wife she's older than me and old people don't listen

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband, but here I am, killin’ it.

I do what i want where i want when i want! as long as my wife says it's ok

Back off! i have a crazy wife and i'm not afraid to use her

My wife loves my meat

Sorry ladies i'm married to a freakin' sexy wife she's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but i am her king she is my whole world i love her forever and always (yes, she bought me this shirt)