Gifts for Wife (119)

My wife loves my meat

Sorry ladies i'm married to a freakin' sexy wife she's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but i am her king she is my whole world i love her forever and always (yes, she bought me this shirt)

My wife is the coolest sweetest most gorgeous woman i have ever seen she is my best friend and my life

Back off! i have a crazy wife and i'm not afraid to use her

Being a wife is a choice being a veteran's wife is a privilege

Vietnam veteran wife most people never meet their heroes i married mine.

Sorry ladies i’m married to a freaking awesome wife she’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but i love her & she is my life i’m the lucky one because i get to be her husband

I found my love when i found my spoiled wife who makes my world beautiful she’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes i am her king & she is my destiny falling in love with her i had no control

I’m a lucky man i have a crazy wife she is also a grumpy woman but she has ears that always listen arms that hug & hold love that’s never ending and a heart that’s made of gold if you mess with me they’ll never find your body

5 things you should know about my wife

Warning I have a Crazy Wife and I'm not afraid to Use Her

I'm the wife so I'm Always Right and when I'm wrong See Above

sorry ladies this grumpy old man is taken by a Crazy Wife who scares me Just Enough

My wife says I never listen or something Like That

I don't need your approval I already have a Wife Who Disagrees

Be afraid when a wife goes Quiet She's Planning

in this house the remote belongs to the Husband the TV belongs to The Wife

all I need is my truck my dog and a wife who Lets Me Keep Both

I'm a sweet wife with a side of Salty Attitude

Proud husband of a Freakin' Awesome Wife yes she bought me This Shirt

I'm the wife I keep this family Organized and quietly Unhinged

Proud Trucker's Wife I'm not single my husband Is On The Road

Proud Firefighter's Wife he runs into fire I run The House

Proud Police Wife he protects the city I Protect Him

Welder's Wife I stay home while he Plays With Fire And Gets Paid

proud Lineman's Wife storms come he goes I Pray

Proud Mechanic's Wife I'm used to grease, cuss words And Late Dinners

Farmer's Wife I don't need a gym I Have Chores

I'm a Pastor's Wife I pray for you and Judge You Quietly

My wife put up Four Christmas Trees and I'm still Not Allowed To Complain

My Christmas Shopping List 1. gift card 2. another gift card 3. ask my wife What I Bought

my wife said if I go fishing one more time She'd Leave Me I'm Gonna Miss Her

When My Wife Says Five Minutes I go ahead and Start A New Hobby

my wife said pick me or Fishing I'll miss her Every Weekend

Trucker's Wife I hold down the house while he holds down The Highway

I'm Not Saying my wife is always right I'm just saying I've Never Won An Argument