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Don't mess with me my Grandpa is a grumpy old man with a bad hip, a short temper and a Shovel He knows places Nobody will ever look

Old Men look so harmless until you touch their Thermostat... then they're like a Bear woken up in January

Be nice to me my Grandma still owns the Wooden Spoon and she has Excellent Aim

Retired but still Dangerous I have time, a pickup truck and absolutely No Patience for stupid people

Warning this Nana has had No Nap proceed at Your Own Risk

I don't need a Weather App my knees already told me It's Gonna Rain

Warning I have a Crazy Wife and I'm not afraid to Use Her

Marriage is just two people fighting over the Thermostat Forever

what happens at Grandma's Stays at Grandma's and no, mom Doesn't Need To Know

my husband says it's hunting season I say it's Finding My Keys Season

Grandpa can fix anything except The TV Remote the thermostat and your attitude

I'm the wife so I'm Always Right and when I'm wrong See Above

sorry ladies this grumpy old man is taken by a Crazy Wife who scares me Just Enough

It's not a dad bod it's a Father Figure With Snacks

I'm the sweet Grandma who crochets Bakes Cookies and cusses like A Sailor

I hate being this handsome but I'm a Bearded Old Man so I can't Help It

Yes I'm spoiled but not by you I belong to a Grumpy Old Grandpa who'd fight a Bear for me

I'm not grumpy I'm just a Retired Man who's been Awake Since 5

Honey Do List 1. fix the sink 2. fix the door 3. fix the fence 4. Hide in the garage

I'm Old but I'm not slow I just Don't Care enough to Hurry

My wife says I never listen or something Like That

Good men still exist I know because I Married One he's grumpy, stubborn And All Mine

I said I Do I didn't know it meant Do Everything she asks

we've been married so long we don't argue We Just Glare