The Ultimate Statement Shirt & Unforgettable Gift
Featuring the popular quote “Sorry I am already taken by a sexy and crazy wife. She is fragile like a bomb and she doesn’t play well with stupid people, but in my eyes she’s the definition of perfection & beauty and she’ll punch you in the throat.”, this custom graphic piece is designed to spark smiles, conversations, and family pride wherever you go. Whether you are shopping for a birthday, holiday, Father's/Mother's Day, or treating yourself, it delivers bold personality with everyday comfort.
Each garment is custom printed to order in our partner facilities using high-definition Kornit DTG technology on preshrunk cotton, ensuring crisp typography and vibrant colors wash after wash.
📋 Garment Specifications & Care
| Blank Brand | Gildan® 5000 (Tee) / 18000 (Sweatshirt) / 18500 (Hoodie) |
|---|---|
| Fabric Weight | 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) Medium-Heavyweight US Cotton |
| Fit & Sizing | Classic Unisex Relaxed Fit — Available in S to 5XL |
| Construction | Double-needle stitched neckline, sleeves & bottom hem |
| Print Method | Eco-Friendly HD Direct-to-Garment (Crack-Resistant) |
| Care Guide | Machine wash cold inside-out; tumble dry low |