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FEAST OR FETCH MY GOLDEN RETRIEVER'S THANKSGIVING SCHEDULE Turkey first, naps second

I'M JUST HERE FOR GRANDMA'S PUMPKIN PIE AND TO PET THE DOG Happy Thanksgiving Y'all

MOST LIKELY TO SNEAK TURKEY TO THE DOG UNDER THE DINNER TABLE Guilty every single year

GOBBLE TIL YOU WOBBLE OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING PLAN GRANDPA'S RECLINER CREW Wake me up for dessert

NAUGHTY LIST? MY CAT CALLS IT FESTIVE HOLIDAY SPIRIT Zero regrets this Christmas

MY DOG IS ON SANTA'S NICE LIST I TOOK ALL THE BLAME Merry Woofmas & Happy Holidays

GRANDPA'S CHRISTMAS RULE #1 SPOIL THE GRANDKIDS RULE #2 SEND THEM HOME Full of cookies & Christmas cheer

Our Christmas Tree has one ornament I made In First Grade Mom Still Hangs It Front And Center

My Uncle Shows Up Exactly When the turkey Comes Out Of The Oven

Our Christmas Cards go out every year Right On Time For Mid-January

Grandpa's Thanksgiving Grace went so long The Gravy Grew A Skin

It's not a dad bod it's a Pie Storage Unit Thanksgiving Edition

Most Likely To Unbutton His Jeans Before The Pie Thanksgiving family crew

I'm just here for The Stuffing And The Cat who stole my chair again

Nana's Rule #1 Everybody Eats Seconds Rule #2 See Rule #1 Happy Thanksgiving y'all

Carve. Eat. Nap. Repeat Pawpaw's Thanksgiving Wake me up for pie

Served My Country Now I Serve The Turkey Proud veteran, prouder grandpa

Age is just A Number mine comes with Extra Gravy

Not a dad bod it's a Santa In Training cookies are part of the plan

I'm not old I'm a Vintage Elf Limited Edition

Most Likely To Re-Wrap Last Year's Gift And Act Surprised Christmas family crew

Grandma's Rule #1 Cookies For Breakfast Rule #2 Don't Tell Your Mom

Deck The Halls? my dog already Chewed The Garland Merry Christmas from the guilty one

Oh Christmas Tree my cat thinks You're A Jungle Gym ornaments not included

Dear Santa Let's Define "Nice" Before You Make Any Promises

This isn't a dad bod it's my Gravy Reserve Stocked For Thanksgiving

Gobble. Wobble. Recliner. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Plan don't wake me till dessert

Official Table Scrap Inspector Thanksgiving Shift no crumb left behind

I'm just here for The Pumpkin Pie And The Grandkids in that order? don't ask

Most Likely To Hide A Second Plate In The Microwave Thanksgiving family crew

Age is just a number so is how many Pie Slices I Had Today

Traded My Uniform For A Grill Apron Proud Veteran still serving the family

Dad Bod Cookie Quality Control Christmas Department somebody's gotta test them

I'm not old I'm A Vintage Model still on the Naughty List

Papa's Rule #1 Presents Before Bedtime Rule #2 Bedtime Is Optional

Most Likely To Fall Asleep Mid Gift Wrapping Christmas family crew