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My kitchen My Rules if you don't like it Make Your Own

Retired I worked 40 Years to sit in this Recliner

Cowboy up before the sun in bed after The Cows Every Single Day

I'm the Little Sister I don't break the rules I Get Away With Them

I'm the brother it's my job to Annoy You For Life

I annoy my sister but if you hurt her you'll meet the Older Brother Nobody Warned You About

I'm the Best Friend I'm also the Alibi

we'll be Best Friends until we're old and then we'll be Old Friends Causing Trouble

A good friend bails you out a best friend Is Sitting Next To You In Jail

We don't Gossip we just Share Updates loudly

I tease my Sister because I love her A Little Too Much

When we're old we'll be the Grandmas who Started The Fight At Bingo

I don't have friends I have Crazy People who Like Me

My brother can fix Anything with Duct Tape And Prayer

Cousin Crew making Family Reunions loud since Forever

Warning I come with a Best Friend who has no Filter

I'm the Cool Aunt I spoil them then Send Them Home

Mess with My Nieces and you'll meet Their Crazy Auntie

Touch my Thermostat and you'll be Paying The Bill

I hide Snacks from my kids like it's My Job

My job feed them wash them Repeat Forever

We're not a Normal Family we're a Limited Edition

We're not yelling we're Italian... Or Just This Family

I'm not chubby I'm just Easy To See From Far Away

I'm not blonde I just Had A Moment Or Ten

I'm not sweating I'm just Sparkling Violently

Age is just A Number in my case A Really Big One

I'm not old I'm just Assembled from Discontinued Parts

I'm a Cowgirl I've got boots, attitude And A Horse Who Likes Me

I married an Electrician he's shocking But Sparks Still Fly

I'm a Dental Assistant I'll ask you questions With My Hands In Your Mouth

I'm a Hairdresser I fix what you Did At Home

I'm an Accountant it's tax season so Don't Talk To Me

I'm a cashier I've heard Is This Free A Million Times

I'm a Bus Driver I've driven kids who would make You Cry

I fish so I don't Choke People