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My job feed them wash them Repeat Forever

We're not a Normal Family we're a Limited Edition

We're not yelling we're Italian... Or Just This Family

I'm not chubby I'm just Easy To See From Far Away

I'm not blonde I just Had A Moment Or Ten

I'm not sweating I'm just Sparkling Violently

Age is just A Number in my case A Really Big One

I'm not old I'm just Assembled from Discontinued Parts

I'm a Cowgirl I've got boots, attitude And A Horse Who Likes Me

I married an Electrician he's shocking But Sparks Still Fly

I'm a Dental Assistant I'll ask you questions With My Hands In Your Mouth

I'm a Hairdresser I fix what you Did At Home

I'm an Accountant it's tax season so Don't Talk To Me

I'm a cashier I've heard Is This Free A Million Times

I'm a Bus Driver I've driven kids who would make You Cry

I fish so I don't Choke People

Our family goes Camping so we can Argue Outdoors

I'm a grumpy old man with a Smoker and No Time For Vegans

my first Grandbaby is coming and my wallet Is Already Crying

50 And Fabulous and slightly Tired

80 years old still Sassy still Right About Everything

I'm not Over The Hill I'm on top Enjoying The View at 40

I don't need therapy I just need to Go Fishing

Retired gone fishing be back Never

Behind every great fisherman is a Bigger Story About The One That Got Away

Weekend forecast Fishing with a chance of Beer

I fish and I Spoil My Grandkids That's What I Do

Hunting Season the most Wonderful Time of the Year

I'm a Hunting Widow every November I'm Single Again

Deer Camp where the coffee's hot the stories are Mostly True

Some grandpas play golf real grandpas Sit In A Tree Stand At 5 AM

I'm a Happy Camper as long as There's Coffee And No Bugs

Camping is just Day Drinking in the Woods

I'm not dirty I'm Gardening There's A Difference

Gardening because Murder is Wrong

I'm a Car Guy I can hear A Bad Engine from a mile away