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I crochet so I don't Choke People Mostly

I'm not Good At Golf I'm just here for The Cart And The Beer

I'm the reason my grandkids Love Visiting candy, cookies And Zero Bedtime

Yes I'm Telling That Story again and you're Gonna Listen

Some Grandpas knit sweaters real ones Ride Motorcycles With The Wind In Their Beard

I Don't Need Therapy I just need A Quiet Lake and a Tight Line

Step Away From The Grill this man has A Process

some people need a vacation I just need Two Wheels And An Open Road

Retired Fisherman the fish gets bigger Every Time I Tell It

My Kids Have Paws and they think The Couch Is Theirs

the garage is not a mess it's my Office I Know Where Everything Is

Gray Hair Wind In It still riding Faster Than You Think

Can't Wake Up For Work but I'm up at 4 AM When The Fish Are Biting

retired from work now I'm the Porch Supervisor I watch the whole street

Grill Master rule number one don't touch The Tongs Rule Two: See Rule One

Don't Worry Honey it'll Buff Out Probably

two wheels open road No Worries Cheaper Than Therapy

Work From Home my coworker sits On My Keyboard And Calls It Help

Old Bones Young Throttle see you on the back roads

Catch & Release is what I say when I Didn't Catch Anything

The Early Bird gets the worm I Get The Fish

I'm Not The Owner I'm just The Staff

You Can Spot a happy biker by The Bugs In His Teeth

My Tackle Box is bigger than My Closet priorities

Don't Call Me I'm on Lake Time

Helmet Hair Don't Care the ride was Worth It

Just One More Cast said every fisherman Three Hours Ago

Retired not tired just Riding More Than Ever

Weather Forecast doesn't matter I Ride Rain Or Shine

My Tackle Box is worth more than My Truck And I'm Okay With That

Not A Morning Person unless The Fish Are Biting

In Our House we have to spell W-A-L-K Or Else

Every Grandkid is my Favorite Don't Tell The Others

I Measure My Life in Miles Not Years

Two Fingers Down if you know You Know Ride Safe

Don't Open The Fridge that's not yogurt It's Bait