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Best Seat At Thanksgiving belongs to The Dog Under The Table

Thanksgiving Has An Intermission it's called The Couch Nap

The Tree Came Down in January but We'll Find Needles Until July

Our Dog Helped Unwrap Every Gift including The Ones That Weren't His

My Black Friday Plan a few rounds of Fridge Tetris With The Leftovers

Admission To Dinner One Side Dish store-bought rolls Do Not Count

Licensed Gingerbread Architect structural damage is part of the design

I Sing Christmas Carols Off Key but With Great Confidence

Calories Don't Count on the fourth Thursday Of November

Thanksgiving Football I'm watching it From Inside A Food Coma

December Dress Code Ugly Sweaters officially count as Formal Wear

We Don't Need One More Ornament said nobody Holding Three More

Every Thanksgiving my family trusts me To Bring The Napkins And Ice

Thanksgiving Game Plan first plate is just Scouting Second Plate Is The Mission

Christmas Law the wrapping paper Always Runs Out On The Last Gift

Regifting isn't cheap it's Recycling With Love

Hosting Thanksgiving means one room Holds Everything Keep That Door Shut

Christmas Cookie Day we'll be finding Sprinkles Until July

Our Christmas Lights can be seen from space And So Can The Electric Bill

White Elephant Rules smile, unwrap, then Steal The Good One

Marshmallows On Sweet Potatoes are Not Up For Debate

Grandpa's Thanksgiving Prayer covers every relative Every Neighbor And The Dog

Funny How Santa's Handwriting looks a lot like Mom's

Christmas Eve the earliest bedtime of the year Is For The Parents

Bus Duty In January I'm basically A Snowman With A Whistle

Too Full For Dinner but pie goes in A Separate Stomach

It's Not Thanksgiving until somebody's stuck at The Wobbly Card Table

I Don't Peek at my presents I Just Shake Them Professionally

Dad Always Picks The Tree that's two feet Taller Than The Ceiling

Same Christmas Movie every single year Still Cry At The Ending

Dropped Hints Since July and he still asked What Do You Want?

My Gifts Look Like they were Wrapped In The Dark

Six Guests Nine Pies and somehow No Leftovers

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my son, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.

Me and Grandma are more than besties. I am her accomplice and she is my alibi!

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.