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"No Gifts This Year" said mom, then she bought Forty-Two Gifts

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my son, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.

Me and Grandma are more than besties. I am her accomplice and she is my alibi!

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I’m not afraid to use her.

I am a lucky son because I’m raised by a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Smartass daughter. Hated by many, loved by plenty. Heart on her sleeve, fire in her soul & a mouth she can’t control.

I am a lucky daughter because I’m raised by a freaking awesome dad. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a prince.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

Warning: I have a crazy grandpa and I’m not afraid to use him.

I’m called Papa because I’m way too cool to be called Grandfather.

Yes, I’m a stubborn son but my freaking awesome mom loves me… …and that is enough. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes.

Sorry, my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife who drives me crazy and treats me like a king. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Sorry, my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife who drives me crazy and treats me like a king. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

I found my love when I found my spoiled wife who makes my world beautiful. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes.

Yes! I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes.

Sorry, ladies, I’m married to a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. But I love her & she is my life.

Sorry, my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife who drives me crazy and treats me like a king. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people and I wouldn’t trade her for the world.

Yes! I am a spoiled daughter but not yours. I am the treasure of an awesome mom. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes, I’m a spoiled son but not yours. I’m proud to be raised by a freaking awesome mom. She’s a little crazy & scares me sometimes.

I MAY SEEM QUIET AND RESERVED BUT IF YOU MESS WITH MY DAUGHTER I WILL BREAK OUT A LEVEL OF CRAZY THAT WILL MAKE YOUR NIGHTMARES SEEM LIKE A HAPPY PLACE

I never dreamed I’d end up being a granddaughter of a freakin’ awesome grandpa, but here I am living the dream.

Yes, I am a spoiled granddaughter But not yours I am the treasure of an awesome grandpa Yes, I love sarcasm & smartass But he loves me and treats me like a princess You'd better not hurt me

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child Was your first mistake I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy dad He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes

When Mom says “No,” ask Grandma! When Grandma says “No,” call in the boss! That’s right... Great Grandma. Great Grandma’s rule.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome grandma. She’s has anger issues & a bit crazy but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks & notices more than you realize.

I'm not a perfect daughter but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough

You can’t scare me. i have a crazy daughter. she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and i’m not afraid to use her.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome mom she is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior i love her

I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM MY FREAKIN’ AWESOME DAD. HE IS A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES. HE HAS A BACKBONE MADE OF STEEL AND A HEART MADE OF GOLD.

Yes I’m a stubborn son But my freaking awesome mom loves me ...and that is enough She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes But she knows more than she says Thinks more than she speaks & notices more than you realize