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My Husband Will Circle The Parking Lot for twenty minutes To Save Ten Steps

My Dog's Longest Running Feud is with The Mail Carrier

Open The Door says the cat Close The Door Says The Same Cat

My Cat Brought Me A Present it was A Very Surprised Bug

He Weighs Ninety Pounds and still thinks He's A Lap Dog

Grandma Calls Me Four Wrong Names before she Gets To Mine

Grandpa Isn't Napping he's in a Very Important Meeting With His Eyelids

Grandma Doesn't Worry she just Bakes Another Batch Of Muffins

Grandma Has Saved Every Gift Bow since Nineteen Seventy Nine

My Husband Will Grill In A Snowstorm and call it Perfect Weather

Sixty Pound Dog somehow Takes Up The Whole Bed

Dinner Is At Five my cat starts Complaining At Four Fifteen

Fed The Cat Ten Minutes Ago now she's telling the neighbors I Never Feed Her

Grandpa's Garage Rule Nobody Touches The Good Screwdriver not even the grandkids

Grandpa Doesn't Need A Map he remembers when It Was All Farmland

At Grandma's House Cookies Are Free and Rules Are Optional

Grandma Says You Look Cold grab a sweater It's July

I Don't Need GPS I have A Wife Who Remembers Every Wrong Turn

Reserved For The Dog humans may sit On The Floor

My Dog Ignores His Name but hears A Snack Bag Crinkle From The Backyard

Windows Down Ears Out my dog's idea of The Best Day Ever

Bought A Fancy Cat Tree she sleeps in The Bathroom Sink

Grandpa's Morning Committee 6 AM at the diner with The Same Five Guys Fixing The Whole Town

Grandpa On Patrol following everyone around Turning Off Every Light In The House

Grandma Does The Crossword every single morning In Pen

Every Quilt Grandma Makes has a memory Stitched Right Into It

My Dog's Birthday Party had More Guests Than Mine Did

I Know Every Dog's Name at the park but Not One Of The Owners

My Cat Isn't Breaking Things she's conducting Gravity Research

A Whole Empty Floor and my cat picks The One Paper I Actually Need

Grandpa Doesn't Need A Contract in his world A Handshake Still Means Something

Grandpa's Payment Plan Cash Only and he counts The Change Twice

Grocery Run With Grandma twenty minutes shopping Two Hours Talking To Everyone

Grandma's Porch Light Stays On until you text her That You Made It Home

Everything In His Garage according to my husband Just Needs One More Part

Fresh From The Groomer and my dog went Straight Into The Mud