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Thanksgiving Morning the real battle is over Oven Space And Nobody's Winning

Mom Said "Just A Few People" and then Twenty-Six Showed Up

Dad Bought One More Inflatable now you can see our yard From The Highway

Mom Says "I Love It" then quietly asks For The Gift Receipt

One Person Carves The Turkey and eleven people Give Advice

The Last Dinner Roll has been sitting there For An Hour Nobody's Brave Enough

Every December dad untangles The Same Lights He Swore He Packed Neatly

Wrapped Forty Gifts and now I can't find The Tape Or The Scissors

This Turkey Has Been Thawing Since Sunday and the middle is Still Frozen Solid

I Don't Fill A Plate I Build One layer by layer with Gravy As The Cement

This Fruitcake has been passed around Since 1998 Nobody Has Opened It

Dad's Light Display runs on fourteen Extension Cords And Pure Faith

I Always Sit Closest To The Kitchen it's not rude It's Strategy

Pumpkin Or Pecan? I'm a grown adult So Obviously I'm Having Both

The Dog's Stocking Is Bigger Than Mine and honestly He Earned It

Up At 5 AM on Christmas morning but On School Days Nobody Can Find Their Shoes

Already Planning My Leftover Sandwich and we haven't even Said Grace Yet

I Don't Count Slices Of Pie on Thanksgiving I Count Blessings

Dad Spent Three Hours hunting for The One Bulb That Killed The Whole Strand

Christmas Eve 11 PM three gifts left and No Tape Anywhere In This House

Thankful For Everyone who suddenly Disappears When It's Time For Dishes

Pie For Breakfast the morning after Thanksgiving Isn't A Bad Habit It's A Tradition

Every Christmas we open grandma's cookie tin Hoping For Cookies And Find Sewing Thread

Our Tree Leans a little to one side It's Not Crooked It Has Character

I Ran The Turkey Trot so technically This Pie Is Earned

Official Mashed Potato quality control and Head Taste Tester

Playing Christmas Music Since Halloween and I Regret Nothing

My Hot Cocoa is mostly Marshmallows As It Should Be

Thanksgiving Morning coffee, pajamas and The Parade On TV Then Pie

I Opened Every Advent Door on December First no regrets

Just One Glass of Eggnog said nobody Ever In December

We Built A Snowman and the dog Ate His Nose

My Gift Wrapping is roughly Ninety Percent Tape Ten Percent Love

Our Christmas Lights can be seen From Space So Can The Power Bill

Santa's Cookies are subject to Dad's Cookie Tax

I Hid A Pie out in the garage Just For Me Happy Thanksgiving