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Yes! I’m a spoiled grumpy old man, but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in September. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

My #1 job as a wife is to protect my husband. I will not allow anyone to hurt him physically or psychologically. Don’t believe me? Try me!

Assuming I’m just a woman was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I am his queen.

I am not retired. I’m under new management. See wife for details.

I asked Santa for a best friend. He sent me my grandpa. I asked Santa for a best partner in crime. He sent me my grandma.

I never dreamed I’d be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever—but here I am.

If I’m spoiled, it’s my grandma’s fault because she treats me like a prince. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she loves me unconditionally, and she’s my best friend.

Never underestimate a grandma who does all things through christ who strengthens her

I wouldn't change my grandkids for the world, but i wish i could change the world for my grandkids

Be careful what you say to me my grandma’s crazy and i’m not afraid to tell on you

Some grandmas cuss and will kick your ass if you mess with their grandkids -it’s me, i’m some grandmas.

I gave up a lot when i became a mom dropping the f-bomb wasn't one of them

Sometimes i sit quietly and wonder why i'm not in a mental asylum then i take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe i am

Nobody hides pain better than a grandma that's trying to keep everyone & everything together... her family is her everything

I'm part of the generation:

My daughter isn't fragile like a flower she is fragile like a bomb

Don't ask me for advice, i still think punching stupid people in the face is the right answer

Yes... my temper is just as short as i am & i'm pretty short

I got 99 problems and my daughter single-handedly created 98 of them in 15 minutes

Grandpa was created because grandkids need real heroes

Daddy and son not always eye to eye but always heart to heart

I asked god for a best friend he sent me my daughter

Mommy and son side by side hand in hand heart to heart

My kids accuse me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because i don't like any of them my grandbabies are my favorite

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me

You think i care about who doesn't like me? hell, my own family doesn't like me!

It's my mouth i can say what i want to

When you meet me you think i'm quiet when you talk to me you wish i was quiet when you know me you get scared when i'm quiet

I don't need anger management people just need to stop pissing me off!

Back off! i have a crazy wife and i'm not afraid to use her

I asked god for a partner in crime he sent me my smartass daughter

Smartass mom hated by many loved by plenty heart on her sleeve fire in her soul & a mouth she can't control

Who needs super hero when you have a crazy son who happens to cuss a lot he was born in january he has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people you hurt me

Who needs super hero when you have a crazy son who happens to cuss a lot he was born in january he has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people you hurt me

Back off i have a crazy daughter she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i'm not afraid to use her

You can't scare me i have a stubborn daughter she has anger issues and she is a bit crazy but i love her and i'm a proud mom of a freaking awesome daughter