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I am a lucky son because i was raised by a freaking awesome mom she's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she knows more than she says thinks more than she speaks & notices more than you realize

I’m the crazy grandma everyone warned you about. Mess with my grandkids, my angels, you better run for your life because I’m coming after you, and hell’s coming with me.

I never knew how much love my heart could hold until someone called me grandma.

Grandma never runs out of hugs or kisses.

I am a proud grandson of a crazy grandma. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. Mess with me, you better run for your life because she’s coming after you, and hell’s coming with her.

Me & grandma are more than besties. I am her accomplice, and she is my alibi.

I never dreamed I’d be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever, but here I am.

If you mess with me, you better run for your life because my grandma is coming after you, and hell’s coming with her.

Telling an angry grandma to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Someone has me wrapped around their little finger. To me, they are my world. To them, I am grandma.

So, there is this boy who kinda stole my heart. He calls me grandma.

Someone has me wrapped around their little finger. To me, they are my world. To them, I am grandma.

I have the best grandma in the world, but she’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

Grandma — granddaughter’s best friend, grandson’s best partner in crime.

100% certified crazy grandma. Love me or hate me, either way you’ll remember me.

Yes! I’m spoiled. It’s my grandma’s fault because she treats me like a princess. Saw it, liked it, got it.

I asked God to make me a better man. He sent me my grandson. I asked God for an angel. He sent me my granddaughter.

They call me Grandpa because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence.

I am proud of many things in life, but nothing beats being a Grandpa.

If it’s still broken, it’s because Grandpa ain’t done cussin’ n’ swearin’ at it... yet!

My fingers may be small, but I can still wrap Grandpa around them.

Never stand between a Grandpa and his grandkids

Walk away. This grumpy grandpa has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I am not retired. I’m under new management. See grandkids for details

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be the world’s greatest grandpa, but here I am killing it

Warning! Don’t mess with my grandkids. This grandpa doesn’t just look crazy.

Fun supplying kiss giving boo boo fixing candy buying story telling grandkid spoiling grandma

being a mother is the most important job in the world being a grandma is the most fun

99% of a child’s awesomeness comes from their grandma just saying

I never dreamed i’d be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever but here i am

I never dreamed i would be a super cool grandma but here i am killing it

My kids accused me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because i don’t like any of them my grandchildren are my favorite

Back off! i have a crazy daughter she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i’m not afraid to use her

Don't mess with me my sister is crazy and she will punch you in the face very hard

Back off i have a crazy sister she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i’m not afraid to use her

Sorry! my nice button is out of order but my bite me button works just fine