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I WANT MY DAUGHTER TO BE KIND BUT I ALSO WANT HER TO KNOW THAT SHE CAN THROAT PUNCH SOMEONE IF SHE NEEDS TO

IT'S SIMPLE DON'T MESS WITH MY KIDS TRUST ME I'M ONE WOMAN YOU DON'T WANT TO CROSS CAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF

There's nothing like a grandchild to put a smile on your face, joy in your soul and deep love in your heart.

Grandma and granddaughter A bond that can't be broken.

If I'm spoiled, it's my grandma's fault. Saw it. Liked it. Told grandma. Got it.

I'm the crazy grandma. Everyone warned about you. Mess with my grandkids, my angels.

I'm the crazy grandma everyone warned you about. Mess with my grandkids, my angels.

I never dreamed I'd be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever but here I am.

Warning I have a crazy grandma and I'm not afraid to use her.

I never dreamed I'd be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever but here I am.

When I die I know one of my grandkids will lean in my coffin and whisper: “Can I play a game on your phone?”

I never dreamed I’d be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever but here I am

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, “Oh crap! She’s up!”

Thinking i'm just a spoil'd child was yor first mistake i'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy

My daughter is super awesome and i'm the lucky one because i get to be her momma

I asked god for a partner in crime he sent me my smartass daughter

I am a lucky son i have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot she has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people you hurt me and they'll never find your body

I am a lucky daughter i have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot she has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people you hurt me and they'll never find your body

My kids accuse me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because i don't like any of them my grandbabies are my favorite

5 Things You Should Know About My Grumpa

Thinking i'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake i'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma she is also a grumpy old woman

You think i care about who doesn't like me? hell my own family doesn't like me

I told my daughter to watch her attitude she looked at me and said

The grandpa code

Yes, i am a spoiled daughter but not yours i am the treasure of an awesome mom she is crazy and scares me sometimes but she loves me and treats me like a princess

They call me grandma because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence

If you mess with me you better run for your life because my grandma is coming after you & hell's coming with her

You can't scare me i have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot she has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people mess with me she will slap you so hard even google won't be able to find you

I am a proud daughter of a crazy dad he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people

Father and daughter best friends for life

I asked god to make me a better woman he sent me my son i asked god for an angel he sent me my daughter

Daddy a son's first hero a daughter's first love

if we get in trouble it's my grandpa's fault because i listened to him

5 things you should know about this woman

Yes! i’m a spoiled granddaughter but not yours i am the property of a freaking awesome grandpa

I'm not my mother's golden child but i was the first one she thought of whenever the cops showed up