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I did not trip! the floor looked sad so i thought it needed a hug
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You think i'm mean you should meet the girl i gave birth to
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I may be the black sheep of the family but some of those white sheep aren't as squeaky clean as they seem
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My daughter totally got her attitude from me
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I’m not clumsy It’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way
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There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you fine the first time...
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I’m not clumsy Just the floor hates me The table & chairs are bullies And the walls get in my way
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Admit it Life would be boring without me
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There is nothing I can’t do except reach the top shelf I can’t do that
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In order to insult me I must first value your opinion Nice try though
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Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude... My personality is who I am My attitude depends on who you are
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A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey
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My five moods
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I look at people sometimes and think, for real? That's the sperm that won.
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I have selective hearing. Sorry you weren't selected today.
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
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I am a multitasker. I can listen, ignore & forget all at the same time.
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
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You find it offensive. I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.
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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
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I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before.
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I have selective hearing. Sorry, you weren't selected today. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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Nope. Not today. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
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My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
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Some people just need a pat on the back.
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You read my shirt! That's enough social interaction for one day!
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I’m not clumsy just the floor hates me the table & chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way
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We are more than bfs we are wtfs weirdos together forever
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I don’t live my life to please anyone. i don’t care what anyone thinks. if you don’t like me, don’t talk to me. problem solved!
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I love hard but i hit harder it’s your choice unconditional or unconscious
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She’s cute but she’s meaner than a one eyed water moccasin that just got smacked with a flip flop
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I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair i’d say my people skills are improving
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I’m trying to stop being mean but it’s like ya’ll have to stop being stupid first
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My kids accused me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because my grandbaby is my favorite
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If i’m spoiled it’s my boyfriend’s fault because he treats me like a queen
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Back off i have anger issues a serious dislike for stupid people and a mouth i can’t control
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