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For my age i have a lot going for me my eyes are going my knees are going my back is going

For my age i have a lot going for me my eyes are going my knees are going my back is going

Some people aren’t just missing a screw the whole toolbox is gone

Some people aren’t just missing a screw the whole toolbox is gone

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things, trapped in a body that doesn’t.

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things, trapped in a body that doesn’t.

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into stupid people!

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into stupid people!

We may not party like we used to, but if we take a nap, we can stay up till dark

We may not party like we used to, but if we take a nap, we can stay up till dark

Me in the middle of a conversation trying to remember what i was talking about

Me in the middle of a conversation trying to remember what i was talking about

I was taught to think before i act so if i smack the crap out of you rest assured i’ve thought about it and i am confident in my decision

I was taught to think before i act so if i smack the crap out of you rest assured i’ve thought about it and i am confident in my decision

The next time someone upsets you, just tell them to: f.o.c.u.s (fck.off.cause.ur.stupid)

The next time someone upsets you, just tell them to: f.o.c.u.s (fck.off.cause.ur.stupid)

You can’t scare me i have a crazy daughter she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i’m not afraid to use her

You can’t scare me i have a crazy daughter she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i’m not afraid to use her

Admit it life would be boring without me

Admit it life would be boring without me

Let me check my giveashitometer, nope, nothing.

Let me check my giveashitometer, nope, nothing.

I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.

I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Don’t mess with old people, we didn’t get this age by being stupid.

Don’t mess with old people, we didn’t get this age by being stupid.

I really tried to behave, but there were too many other options.

I really tried to behave, but there were too many other options.

I choose to play stupid but trust me i know everything you think i don't

I choose to play stupid but trust me i know everything you think i don't

You don't have to die to be dead to me i have mental funerals on a daily basis

You don't have to die to be dead to me i have mental funerals on a daily basis

Don't mess with old people we didn't get this age by being stupid

Don't mess with old people we didn't get this age by being stupid

If they stand behind you give them protection if they stand beside you give them respect if they stand against you show no mercy

If they stand behind you give them protection if they stand beside you give them respect if they stand against you show no mercy

I'm not the hero you wanted i'm the monster you needed

I'm not the hero you wanted i'm the monster you needed

There are a lot of people in the world to mess with i'm the one you may wanna skip

There are a lot of people in the world to mess with i'm the one you may wanna skip

If you think it's a good ider to walk all over me your first step may be your last

If you think it's a good ider to walk all over me your first step may be your last

You left me alone with my demons now you hate what i've become

You left me alone with my demons now you hate what i've become

Mess with me i'll let karma do it's job mess with my family i become karma

Mess with me i'll let karma do it's job mess with my family i become karma

Pain is your friend pain is your ally

Pain is your friend pain is your ally

Before you go any further today is not the day and i am not the one

Before you go any further today is not the day and i am not the one

Fight me if you wish i am old for a reason

Fight me if you wish i am old for a reason

Your first mistake was thinking i was one of the sheep

Your first mistake was thinking i was one of the sheep

I didn't fall from heaven i clawed my way out og hell

I didn't fall from heaven i clawed my way out og hell

No one is harder on me tha me so take your judgement and shove it up your ass

No one is harder on me tha me so take your judgement and shove it up your ass

My scars tell a story they are reminders of when life tried to break me but failled

My scars tell a story they are reminders of when life tried to break me but failled

If you kick me when i am down you better pray i don't get up

If you kick me when i am down you better pray i don't get up

I’m not a hot mess i’m a spicy disaster

I’m not a hot mess i’m a spicy disaster

People who don’t know me think i’m quiet people that do know me wish i was

People who don’t know me think i’m quiet people that do know me wish i was

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask a stupid question

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask a stupid question

All my friends are naughty then there’s me the holy one

All my friends are naughty then there’s me the holy one

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