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my wife said if I go fishing one more time She'd Leave Me I'm Gonna Miss Her

Retired gone fishing be back Never

Behind every great fisherman is a Bigger Story About The One That Got Away

Weekend forecast Fishing with a chance of Beer

Hunting Season the most Wonderful Time of the Year

I'm a Hunting Widow every November I'm Single Again

Deer Camp where the coffee's hot the stories are Mostly True

I'm a Happy Camper as long as There's Coffee And No Bugs

Camping is just Day Drinking in the Woods

I'm not dirty I'm Gardening There's A Difference

Gardening because Murder is Wrong

I'm a Car Guy I can hear A Bad Engine from a mile away

Old trucks and Old Men still Running Strong

Quilting it's cheaper Than Therapy barely

I'm not Good At Golf I'm just here for The Cart And The Beer

Eat Turkey Eat Pie take a nap Eat More Pie

When My Wife Says Five Minutes I go ahead and Start A New Hobby

I Don't Need Therapy I just need A Quiet Lake and a Tight Line

my wife said pick me or Fishing I'll miss her Every Weekend

Running On Coffee compassion and Twelve Hour Shifts and a little Sarcasm

I'm A Teacher I said it Seventeen Times and someone still asked What Do We Do

My Office has Eighteen Wheels a million miles And The Best View In America

Trucker's Wife I hold down the house while he holds down The Highway

Dog Dad walks at 6 treats at 7 Belly Rubs all day

I'm A Dog Mom I like dogs more than Most People

I Don't Own A Cat the cat Owns Me and she Pays No Rent

proud Cat Dad my kids have Whiskers and an Attitude

dressed for Thanksgiving wearing my Stretchy Pants the second plate is Already Planned

Dear Santa before you check The Naughty List let me explain Everything

Step Away From The Grill this man has A Process

some people need a vacation I just need Two Wheels And An Open Road

I'm Not Saying my wife is always right I'm just saying I've Never Won An Argument

Night Shift Nurse I see the sunrise from the wrong side of my Coffee Cup

Teachers Need Recess Too just saying

Teaching is easy said no one who has met Twenty Five Kids Before Lunch

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