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My Kids Have Paws and they think The Couch Is Theirs

Retired now I work for My Dog Full Time

My Cat And I Agree On One Thing mornings are Overrated

Cat Mom feeds her cleans up after her and gets Ignored Daily

my plan for Thanksgiving pie first turkey if there's Room Left

Official Cookie Taste Tester somebody has to check every batch

the garage is not a mess it's my Office I Know Where Everything Is

Gray Hair Wind In It still riding Faster Than You Think

My Wife Thinks I'm Working Overtime but really I'm Gone Fishing

Can't Wake Up For Work but I'm up at 4 AM When The Fish Are Biting

Nurse I've seen things that would make you Lose Your Lunch and I still ate mine

I'm A Teacher I'll explain it again For The Tenth Time With A Smile

Teacher off duty recharging until August Do Not Disturb

Trucker I don't take vacations I drive past them Every Single Day

dog hair is my favorite Accessory it goes with Everything

Dog Dad I walk him twice a day but let's be honest He's The Boss Of This House

It Was On The Table now it's on the floor My Cat Has No Regrets

Cat Lady my weekend plans a blanket, a book and a Purring Lap Warmer

Thanksgiving Dinner is nice and all but I'm really here For The Leftovers

At Thanksgiving Gravy counts as A Beverage

I Don't Wrap Gifts I just add Tape Until It Stays Shut

Grill Master rule number one don't touch The Tongs Rule Two: See Rule One

Don't Worry Honey it'll Buff Out Probably

two wheels open road No Worries Cheaper Than Therapy

Nurse powered by coffee, scrubs And Pure Grit

I'm A Teacher there's glitter in places I Didn't Know I Had

Home Is Where I Park It sleep, drive Repeat Trucker Life

Trucker's Wife I share my husband with the open road And I'm Still Proud

Dog Mom dog hair on my clothes Don't Care Love My Pup

the more people I meet the more I love My Dog Just Saying

Work From Home my coworker sits On My Keyboard And Calls It Help

I Wanna Be my cat nap, eat, Nap Again Living The Dream

Caution Top Button Undone Zone it's Thanksgiving, mind your business

don't ask about my job don't ask about my love life just ask me About My Pie

Christmas Cookies count as cardio if you Walk To The Oven

most likely to Fall Asleep Before Santa Shows Up