Quotes Funny (1381 Designs)

I Don't Count Slices Of Pie on Thanksgiving I Count Blessings

Don't Bother Him the grill is His Office And He's In A Meeting

Quick Trip To The Hardware Store he said that Three Hours Ago

Wind Therapy no appointment needed No Waiting Room Just Open Road

My Tackle Box Is Perfectly Organized the garage? We Don't Talk About The Garage

Calm Voice steady hands Organized Chaos That's Nurse Life

Being A Nurse Means the whole family texts you Every Little Ache Before Anyone Else

Summer Break is just three months of Planning Next Year In Flip-Flops

Every Diner from here to the coast Knows My Name And My Coffee Order

A Doorbell Rang on TV and my dog Defended The House From Nobody

Rolled The Window Down and my dog acted like It Was The Best Day Of His Life

Closed One Door now my cat needs Urgently To Be On The Other Side

Who Needs An Alarm my cat starts Breakfast Service At 5 AM Sharp