Funny Sayings (1020)

I am a grumpy veteran i served, i sacrificed i don't regret

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

I’m not a perfect daughter but my crazy dad loves me...and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people but he treats me like a princess.

Walk away i am a grumpy old lady i have anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people

My spirit animal is a grumpy cat who slaps annoying people

My spirit animal is a grumpy cat who slaps annoying people

I'm not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Yes! I'm a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy grandma. She has anger issues, thin patience, a serious dislike for stupid people and cusses a lot.

You can't scare me i have a crazy dad he is also a grumpy old man he has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people but he treats me like a princess

You can't scare me i have a crazy dad he is also a grumpy old man he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people

I'm a proud dad of a smartass daughter

You can't scare me i have a crazy dad he is also a grumpy old man

I asked god for a partner in crime god sent me my smartass daughter

My spirit animal is a grumpy cat who slaps

I wasn't always this sarcastic it took me many years dealing with stupid people to become this good at it

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandpa. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks & notices more than you realize.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandpa. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks & notices more than you realize.

Don’t be jealous just because I have a freaking awesome Grandpa. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks & notices more than you realize. He is also a grumpy old man.

Grandma and grandson best partners in crime for life

Grandma and grandson best partners in crime for life

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy grandma. She has anger issues, thin patience, a serious dislike for stupid people and cusses a lot.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy woman.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife… One sec.

I am proud son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I am a proud son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. But she treats me like a princess.

Thinking i'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. i'm a spoiled granddaughter of a grumpy old grandpa he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people but i am his princess

You can't scare me i have a crazy grandpa he is also a grumpy old man he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people but he treats me like a princess you hurt me and they'll never find your body

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

No, I’m not a smartass. I’m a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Smartass grandma. Hated by many, loved by plenty, heart on her sleeve, fire in her soul, and a mouth she can’t control.