Funny Sayings (508)

I'm the Aunt I'm like a mom only Cooler And Louder

Mess with My Nieces and you'll meet Their Crazy Auntie

I get my Attitude from my Freakin' Awesome Mom she's a bit crazy And Scares Me Too

Yes I'm a Spoiled Daughter but not yours I'm the property of a Grumpy Old Dad

Dear boys my Dad has a shovel And An Alibi

I'm a Daughter my mom gave me her looks And Her Sarcasm

I'm not like my mom I'm Exactly Like My Mom

We're not a Normal Family we're a Limited Edition

We're not yelling we're Italian... Or Just This Family

I'm not chubby I'm just Easy To See From Far Away

I'm not blonde I just Had A Moment Or Ten

I'm not sweating I'm just Sparkling Violently

Age is just A Number in my case A Really Big One

I'm not old I'm just Assembled from Discontinued Parts

Proud Mechanic's Wife I'm used to grease, cuss words And Late Dinners

Farmer's Wife I don't need a gym I Have Chores

I'm a Cowgirl I've got boots, attitude And A Horse Who Likes Me

I married an Electrician he's shocking But Sparks Still Fly

my dad keeps the Lights On for everybody Including Me

My dad built this House and my Bad Back

I'm a Dental Assistant I'll ask you questions With My Hands In Your Mouth

I'm a Hairdresser I fix what you Did At Home

I'm an Accountant it's tax season so Don't Talk To Me

I'm a cashier I've heard Is This Free A Million Times

I'm a Bus Driver I've driven kids who would make You Cry

Grandma and Retired Nurse I know where It Hurts

I'm a Dog Grandma I spoil them And Send Them Home

I'm a Dog Dad I talk to my dog more than I Talk To People

I'm not a crazy cat lady I'm a Cat Collector With Standards

My dog likes me More Than You Do and that's Fine

I fish so I don't Choke People

Our family goes Camping so we can Argue Outdoors

I'm a grumpy old man with a Smoker and No Time For Vegans

50 And Fabulous and slightly Tired

80 years old still Sassy still Right About Everything

I'm not Over The Hill I'm on top Enjoying The View at 40