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If It's On The Table my cat will Push It Off The Edge
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Bought My Cat A $50 Bed she chose The Box It Came In
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My Husband can't go anywhere Without Making A New Best Friend
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I Measure My Life in Miles Not Years
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Two Fingers Down if you know You Know Ride Safe
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Don't Open The Fridge that's not yogurt It's Bait
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My Dog can hear The Cheese Drawer From Three Rooms Away
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Missing Socks? check The Dog Bed Every Single Time
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My Cat won't touch Her Water Bowl Only My Glass
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Do Not Disturb Loaf Mode Activated
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Honey Where's The Ketchup it's right there Behind The Milk
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Every Gas Station is a Reunion When You Ride
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I'm Not Ignoring You I'm just Waiting On A Bite
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No Signal at the lake That's The Point Of Going
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I Have A King Bed and somehow The Dog Gets Most Of It
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I Left For five minutes My Dog Acts Like It's Been Five Years
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Put Down One Paper and The Cat Claims It Instantly
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My Cat's Schedule Follow The Sunbeam Nap Repeat
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I'll Fix It Saturday said my husband Three Saturdays Ago
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Rode Home in the Rain Saved On A Shower
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My GPS Says take the highway I Said Back Roads Only
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Home By Noon is the Biggest Lie In Fishing
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Want To Go for a Car Ride Best Words Ever
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Doorbell On TV my dog Falls For It Every Single Time
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A Closed Door is a Personal Insult To My Cat
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My Cat Stares at An Empty Wall Now I'm Scared Too
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Professional Purse Holder while my wife Shops
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My Husband Hears one tiny Noise In The Car And Cancels All Our Plans
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Kickstand Up Worries Down see you Down The Road
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Don't Open the Butter Tub Those Are My Worms
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My Dog's Arch Enemy is the Vacuum Cleaner
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One Head Tilt from my dog And I Forget What I Was Mad About
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Just One More Throw said my dog Three Hundred Throws Ago
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Fresh Laundry out of the dryer Is My Cat's New Bed
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My Husband Bought A New Tool for a job that Took Ten Seconds
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My Husband watches Three Shows At The Same Time
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