Funny Sayings (916)

Running On Coffee compassion and Twelve Hour Shifts and a little Sarcasm

I'm A Teacher I said it Seventeen Times and someone still asked What Do We Do

My Office has Eighteen Wheels a million miles And The Best View In America

Trucker's Wife I hold down the house while he holds down The Highway

Dog Dad walks at 6 treats at 7 Belly Rubs all day

I'm A Dog Mom I like dogs more than Most People

I Don't Own A Cat the cat Owns Me and she Pays No Rent

proud Cat Dad my kids have Whiskers and an Attitude

dressed for Thanksgiving wearing my Stretchy Pants the second plate is Already Planned

Dear Santa before you check The Naughty List let me explain Everything

Step Away From The Grill this man has A Process

some people need a vacation I just need Two Wheels And An Open Road

I'm Not Saying my wife is always right I'm just saying I've Never Won An Argument

Night Shift Nurse I see the sunrise from the wrong side of my Coffee Cup

Teachers Need Recess Too just saying

Teaching is easy said no one who has met Twenty Five Kids Before Lunch

Powered By Coffee and Diesel see you at the next Truck Stop

My Kids Have Paws and they think The Couch Is Theirs

Retired now I work for My Dog Full Time

My Cat And I Agree On One Thing mornings are Overrated

Cat Mom feeds her cleans up after her and gets Ignored Daily

my plan for Thanksgiving pie first turkey if there's Room Left

Official Cookie Taste Tester somebody has to check every batch

the garage is not a mess it's my Office I Know Where Everything Is

Gray Hair Wind In It still riding Faster Than You Think

My Wife Thinks I'm Working Overtime but really I'm Gone Fishing

Can't Wake Up For Work but I'm up at 4 AM When The Fish Are Biting

Nurse I've seen things that would make you Lose Your Lunch and I still ate mine

I'm A Teacher I'll explain it again For The Tenth Time With A Smile

Teacher off duty recharging until August Do Not Disturb

Trucker I don't take vacations I drive past them Every Single Day

dog hair is my favorite Accessory it goes with Everything

Dog Dad I walk him twice a day but let's be honest He's The Boss Of This House

It Was On The Table now it's on the floor My Cat Has No Regrets

Cat Lady my weekend plans a blanket, a book and a Purring Lap Warmer

Thanksgiving Dinner is nice and all but I'm really here For The Leftovers