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I think way too many people have been drinking from the fountain of stupidity.

I hate it when people can’t see the wrong in their actions but see the wrong in mine.

I love it when people think they’re going to punish me by not talking to me.

Don’t piss me off. I’m a cranky old woman. I do what I want, when I want, where I want. Your approval is not required.

I’m so glad I had a childhood before technology took over.

Sometimes you have to flip out & go bat crap crazy to make a freaking point.

I’d rather spend time with a rough around the edges sinner than a well-polished hypocrite.

No, I haven’t met Mr. Right, but I have met Mr. Liar, Mr. Players, Mr. Psycho and Mr. Douchebag.

1. Nobody hides pain better than a grandma that’s trying to keep everyone & everything together... Her family is her everything. Bạn có thích tính cách này không?

I maybe getting older but that does not mean I have to be boring and act my age

I’m glad I grew up in the 80’s I did so much stupid stuff And there’s no record of it anywhere

Has my mouth gotten me in trouble? Yup Has it pushed some people away? Yup Am I going to stop speaking my mind?

Skilled workers are hard to find That’s why idiots are promoted to management

At this point I’m convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills

As I have grown older I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake

This cranky short woman doesn’t seek revenge She moves on and let karma do the dirty work

I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me

If I woke up and nothing hurt I would think I was dead

You will never find another me Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing But it’s the truth

Skilled workers are hard to find. That’s why morons are promoted to management.

Blood stains are red. Ultraviolet lights are blue. I watch enough murder show. They’ll never find you.

Saying what you feel, it’s not being rude. It’s called being real.

I’m a cranky short woman. Don’t test me. I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you.

Short chubby girl problem #24: When the sun visor doesn’t even help when you’re driving.

If I could go back in time, I would leave some people right where I found them.

I don’t have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to stupid people.

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones. That’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.

I hate that moment when I’m tired and sleepy... but as soon as I go to bed my body is like “Just kidding!”

1. Maybe I was raised wrong, but I was taught if you wanted something, you work for it.

I’m a cranky woman, chubby and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up I will shout... Piss me off and I’ll cuss you out.

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk crap behind my back, and it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

Growing old is hard work... The mind says “yes” but the body says “What the hell are you thinking?”

Be careful who you vent to. A listening ear can also be a running mouth.

Nobody hides pain better than a grandma that’s trying to keep everyone & everything together... Her family is her everything.

I may be old but I still remember when to say please and thank you.

I used to think our parents were so strict, but watching these kids today I think our parents saved our lives.