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I am not clumsy! it's just the floor hates me the chair and tables are bullies and the wall is always getting in the way!
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Iām not crazy iām special no wait maybe iām crazy one second... i have to talk to myself about this... hold on...
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5 things you should know about this woman
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that does it! i'm calling my grandpa!
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My best friend may not be my sister by blood, but sheās my sister by heart
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Donāt piss me off. Iām a grumpy old woman. I do what I want, when I want, where I want. Your approval is not required.
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I canāt argue with my best friend. Sheās older than me, and old people donāt listen.
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I never dreamed Iād grow up to be a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband, but here I am, killinā it.
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Sometimes I feel old, but then I realize my sister is older
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I always knew Iād get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise.
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Donāt piss off old people. The older we get, the less ālife in prisonā is a deterrent.
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Lifeās biggest tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
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Old? Me? Oh no! I am in the prime of my life. I am somewhere between the young and the restless, the old and senseless.
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Did I piss you off? That's great. At least I'm doing something right.
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I'm actually not funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
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I am not mean. I am just too old to pretend I like you.
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You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up after I finish laughing.
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Yes, my temper is just as short as I am & I'm pretty short.
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You can't scare me, I have a crazy bestie. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I'm not afraid to use her.
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I'm a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout.
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Rock. Paper. Scissors. Throat punch! I win.
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Iām a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout
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Don't mess with me. My brother is crazy, and he will punch you in the face very hard.
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IT'S OK! I'M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL
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Retired nurse under new management. see grandkids for details.
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If we are in a donāt laugh situation, do not look over at me.
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Itās simple. donāt mess with my kids. trust me, iām one woman you donāt want to cross, cause you have no idea what iām capable of.
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I love you to the moon and back, forever yours
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Donāt ask me for advice, I still think punching stupid people in the face is the right answer
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Yes, my temper is just as short as I am & Iām pretty short.
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Back off. Iāve got enough to deal with today without having to make your death look like an accident
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Uncles are not totally useless we can be used as bad examples
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Back off i have a crazy sister she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and i'm not afraid to use her
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You think i'm sassy you should meet the girl i gave birth to
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At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next
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I'm trying to stop being mean but it's like y'all have to stop being stupid first
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