Funny Sayings (1020)

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter:

I asked God for a partner in crime. He sent me my smartass daughter.

Behind every smartass daughter is a dad laughing because she gets it from him.

I'm a lucky granddaughter. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man, but he has ears that always listen, arms that hug & hold

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

Yes! I'm a lucky grandson. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

I’m not a trouble-maker. I just take after my crazy and grumpy daddy.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. One sec.

I never dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old grandpa, but here I am killin' it.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. ... One sec.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Don't flirt with me. I'm married to a crazy husband. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

I'm not a trouble maker. I just take after my crazy and grumpy grandpa.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes! I'm a spoiled grumpy old man but not yours. I'm the property of a freaking awesome wife.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Sassy Mom and smartass daughter. Double trouble forever.

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter.

Sorry I'm a spoiled wife But not yours I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old husband

Smartass daughter and stubborn old father Nosey neighbors for life

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me, and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy grandma.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

Smartass daughter. Hated by many, loved by plenty. Heart on her sleeve, fire in her soul & a mouth she can't control.

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter:

I'm a lucky man. I have a crazy wife. She is also a grumpy woman but she has ears that always listen, arms that hug

Good women still exist. I know because I have one. She is a freaking awesome grumpy woman. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but I am her king.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman.

Yes, I am a spoiled grandson but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandma.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She’s also a grumpy woman.

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter: