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Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman.

Yes, I am a spoiled grandson but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandma.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She’s also a grumpy woman.

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter:

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy papa. He is also a grumpy old man.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

Yes! I’m a lucky grandson. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people, but I love him & he is my best friend.

Yes! I’m a lucky granddaughter. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people, but I love him & he is my best friend.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy papa. He is also a grumpy old man.

You can’t tell me what to do You are not my grandpa He is crazy and scares me sometimes He is also a grumpy old man

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child Was your first mistake I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma She is also a grumpy old woman

Don't mess with me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man and I'm not afraid to use him.

Yes! i'm a lucky grandson. i have a crazy grandpa. he is also a grumpy old man. he has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people, but i love him & he is my best friend.

Behind every smartass daughter is a dad laughing because she gets it from him.

5 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY SMARTASS DAUGHTER:

THINKING I’M JUST A SPOILED CHILD WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. I’M A SPOILED GRANDDAUGHTER OF A CRAZY PAPA. HE IS ALSO A GRUMPY OLD MAN. HE HAS ANGER ISSUES AND A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE.

Thinking i’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake i’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma she is also a grumpy old woman

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. One sec.

I never dreamed that one day I’d become a grumpy old grandpa, but here I am killin’ it.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Sorry, I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but a perfect mixture of sunshine & hurricane.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a prince.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I’m a lucky man. I have a crazy wife. She is also a grumpy woman but she has ears that always listen, arms that hug & hold, love that’s never ending and a heart that’s made of gold.

Good women still exist. I know because I have one. She is a freaking awesome grumpy woman. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but I am her king. She is my whole world.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Sorry! i’m a spoiled wife i have a freakin’ awesome grumpy old husband he is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but he is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior mess with me the beast in him will awake & they’ll never find your body

I’m a lucky woman i have a crazy husband he is also a grumpy old man he has a dirty mind he uses bad words but he know how to respect he is not for anyone but me i’m his queen forever

I’m the lucky one i have a crazy husband he’s also a grumpy old man he has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people but he knows more than he says thinks more than he speaks and notices more than you realize i’m his queen he is my whole world

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She’s also a grumpy old woman. She’s stubborn, messy & a brat at times, but in my eyes she’s the definition of perfection & beauty.

Thinking i’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. i’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. he is also a grumpy old man. he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He’s also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people. Mess with me, he will slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. But she treats me like a prince. You hurt me and they’ll never find your body.